Above, Me, Below

So it goes like this:

You make a carrot pointing to the person above you ( ^ ) and say something about them.
Then you make a carrot pointing to yourself ( < ) and say something about yourself.
Finally, you make a carrot pointing to the person who will be below you once they respond ( V ) and say something about them.

If you fit into the statement marked by the down carrot, you may post.

Kinda self-explanatory, right?

So, here's an example:
^ Loves to read
< Smells like cheese
V Wants some chocolate right now.

Really simple! And here goes nothing...

^ Does not exist.
< Would actually like some chocolate now that she's thinking about it.
V Has never played this game before.

^Wants some chocolate which sounds pretty good right now.
< Hating hex for making her think about chocolate! (Hehe)
V Likes pie!

^Must be reading my mind O.O
<Wants and omlet really bad.
v will probably be thinking about food after this!